The Top Ten Lies Told To White Sox Fans This Year

The Top Ten Lies Told To White Sox Fans This Year:

10. Brett Morel will hit 15 Home Runs.

9. Gordon Beckman will hit .270

8. Alex Rios will hit .280

7. Matt Thornton is ready to be a closer.

6. It's AJ's fault that other teams steal at will on the Sox.

5. It's the pitchers fault that other teams steal at will on the Sox.

4. Don't worry about the Tigers, worry about the Twins.

3. Juan Pierre will steal 35 bases.

2. The Sox will hit when the weather warms up.

1. Adam Dunn will strike out a lot but he will hit 40 Home runs.



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