Jerry Who Do You Let Go First? Kenny or Ozzie?

Well if I could play Mr. Jerry Reinsdorf for a few minutes I would have to fire someone. But luckly for Ken Williams and Ozzie the Bulls are in a middle of a championship run. If I were JR I would be ignoring the complete failure of the White Sox and just enjoying Derrick Rose and the Bulls.
But come June when Adam Dunn is still hitting .210 and Paulie is hurt with a hand injury and Peavy has only started two games in the bigs someone will be fired. As Donald "the birther" Trump would say. My first firing would be Kenny. He is the one that has spent 125 million dollars of my money. He told me to go all in. That AJ would hit, Peavy would pitch, Dunn would have 40 home runs, that Morel could play, that Rios would be a .290 hitter, that Thorton could close out games. Yes he sold me on this is the team that can go all the way. Not. Beckham might have potential but I don't think so. His theme song should be "Up In The Air" because he pops everything up. If he is not striking out.
Don't even bring up trade. You have nothing to trade. That is why Kenny is fired. The only player as of May 1, 2011 that you can trade is Carlos Quentin.  Rios has a bad toe and can't hit, AJ can't throw anyone out, Pierre has slowed down and is no longer able to steal bases. Really maybe Ramierz can be traded. He is your most talented player and he is 30 years old. Not a very good team right now. Dunn is overpaid, Konerko is overpaid. Face it Kenny has went all in and all he had was a pair of fives.
I would bring up the kids from the farm at this point. Chicago White Sox fans will not pay to see this team. They are 10 games out of first and its only May. My gosh is going to be a long summer. How soon until we play the National League.  I think the Sox have a couple guys they can bring up.
Yes cut bait. Let AJ go for a pair of balls, see if anyone will take Buehrle and just cash it in.  Dunn is fat and when he chews gum like a cow that is exactly what he looks like. A cow. 
I am not saying Ozzie's job is safe but Ozzie never wanted a home run hitting, slow running team. And that is what they have. The Sox are sub-par in LF, 3B, 2B, C and CF.  Their starting pitching is good. The bullpen is bad. I hate to say it but this team gets along with each other too well. They like each other. No one will ride another guy. No one will get on someone ass. Or in their face. It's time for a little 78 Bronx Zoo on the South Side. Sometimes hate motivates us to be better at what we do. Maybe we need some haters on this team and not so many buddy buddies.